I know, I know... I'm on deadline, but I simply could not resist the news of YET ANOTHER Lohan drinking-and-drugging-and-driving arrest.
photo courtesy of TheSmokingGun.com
So, come up with your best lolcat caption in the fine tradition of icanhascheezbuger.com and I'll send my favorite entry an autographed copy of Bright Lights, Big Ass. Put your caption in the comments section or build and link to your own Lohan/Lolcat image if you prefer to use a different photo.
Contest subject to end whenever I run out of time or this begins to bore me.
UPDATE: The window for entries has closed. Lohan was yesterday's news and today I've moved on to being concerned about terrorist cheese. Winner announced later today!
Whats you mean?!? I have to share a cell with myzyzzz faaarther?
Posted by: ztakim | July 25, 2007 at 10:38 AM
- dwunk dwiving? it's a piece of coke.
Posted by: Danielle | July 25, 2007 at 10:27 AM
- i can snorts cheezburger?
- i can haz my coke and eatz it too?
- i can deepfwoats cheezburger?
Posted by: Danielle | July 25, 2007 at 10:21 AM
Whazzzz? I haz undeterminzzzzed illznezz dat Paris be hazin', letz me go home! Whazzzz? anozzer bracelet? me thinks no! whazzzz?
Posted by: Ami | July 25, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Fuzuuuuuccckk! I was looking for snarkyness about this situation and I KNEW that if I came here, I would find it. you do not disappoint! Hey - I bought your first book at borders in Anaheim last month whilst on vacation. In the span of one week I had read it, my mom had read it, and my aunt in Kansas bought it too. Love your stuff!
Posted by: Nina | July 25, 2007 at 10:03 AM
Back in da pokey again, I'm back in da pokey again......
New song (sung as a duet) by Paris and Lindsey.
Posted by: Tammy | July 25, 2007 at 10:01 AM
i can haz dat cocayne back? iz not myne, iz belongz to my friendz.
Posted by: Meade | July 25, 2007 at 09:59 AM
I iz dummfuk?
Posted by: Gina B. | July 25, 2007 at 09:54 AM
i can c ur sadness.
iz byutifal.
Posted by: Mike McClenathan | July 25, 2007 at 09:48 AM
i haz daddy izzuez.
Posted by: Liz | July 25, 2007 at 09:41 AM
"Will make bad movies for coke"
Posted by: Rebecca | July 25, 2007 at 09:06 AM
What? Me Worry?
Posted by: carrotpenis | July 25, 2007 at 08:36 AM
I can has parole ofiser?
I can has one phone call?
I'm in ur parkin lot, chasin mai coke buddyz.
I'm in ur jail, sneakin mah narkotix.
I can has parental authoritah figah?
My mug shot. Let me show it to you.
Rehab Lohan is not rehabbed.
I can has bail now? kthxbai.
I feel bad for her, but I want to pull her parents aside and just methodically slap them both across the face for a while with parenting books.
Posted by: Jessica | July 25, 2007 at 12:08 AM
i can b in barz and ahlzo behaind dem!
Posted by: Samantha | July 24, 2007 at 11:47 PM
Lindsheee beeng adequit.
Posted by: Alli | July 24, 2007 at 11:38 PM
Ligthsh!
Kammerahzz!
Ummm - Drrrectrr gy? Whut moooovy ish thish?
Posted by: Sharon | July 24, 2007 at 11:37 PM
"Woah... slow down. Your lips are moving too fast!"
Posted by: Kerry | July 24, 2007 at 11:21 PM
No drinkky drivey, I'z just a blow up doll...aaahhhh!
Posted by: Tiffany | July 24, 2007 at 10:52 PM
Halp!
Doz bichz r gonna steel my 'stenshons.
Posted by: baltimoron | July 24, 2007 at 10:35 PM
Lindsay Blowhan
"Who knew there were that many officers on one shift?"
Posted by: Deb | July 24, 2007 at 10:22 PM
Uz guyz treetn me leyek Rob Downey Junyour! Nawt fare!
Posted by: Lisa M | July 24, 2007 at 10:03 PM
I can't play this game. I think this is so sad.
Posted by: Mindy | July 24, 2007 at 09:54 PM
Im in ur mugshotz steelin ur prezz!
Posted by: pabumus | July 24, 2007 at 09:46 PM
LOL WUT WUZ I THANKIN?!
Posted by: mallory | July 24, 2007 at 09:46 PM
HALP DIZ NO MAH FAWLT! DADDEE NO LUV MEZ ENUFF!
I CAN HAZ GIT OUTTA JALE FREEZ KARD?
IZ MAH EBIL TWIN DID DATZ, NOT MEZ.
I CAN HAZ HARE XTENZONES IN JALE?
Posted by: Nikki | July 24, 2007 at 09:40 PM
I can haz buhad estentions lik Brit-Brit an a Koke habitz to boot baybee....oh, ossifer, take me drunk I'm home and thiz kool anchel brashlet iz chutting off my curkulation.....skuz me pleeze, kan youz phass the dutchie on duh lef hand sidde?
Posted by: DivaDivine | July 24, 2007 at 09:33 PM
here ya go jen :
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/malabama/lilooojan.jpg
Posted by: mallory | July 24, 2007 at 09:23 PM
SHUREELIFE, heer I iz comeeng! Flavaflave iz keepin bed warem? K bai!
Posted by: Jane | July 24, 2007 at 08:49 PM
me ashsihtint go bye bye owficher. i haz coke beecuz i bringin' it back to her! Dis iz y i haz to chash her muddah!
Posted by: Kelly | July 24, 2007 at 08:40 PM
Say halo to my wittle frin!
Posted by: Judy | July 24, 2007 at 03:44 PM
Halp. i haz lost mynd. U finde it?
Posted by: Mejan | July 24, 2007 at 03:43 PM
- Daz not cocainz, daz iz juz chawlk from duh body outlinez fuh ‘Iz know who kilt me.’
- Diz blow?! Naz soffizuh. Blow iz whut i iz do to u wiz me mouf. Lez iz show u.
- Whutchu wookin’ iz me fwah?
- Whaz? I iz gozza coke’stache?
Posted by: danita | July 24, 2007 at 03:40 PM
IZ so nots fair!
Posted by: kristen | July 24, 2007 at 03:38 PM
WTF??? It was Britney's!!
Posted by: Miss Mack | July 24, 2007 at 03:34 PM
"You can't put me in jail, I'm Lindsay Blowhan!"
Posted by: Melissa Niksic | July 24, 2007 at 03:27 PM
I can haz cokane bak?
Posted by: Floriae | July 24, 2007 at 03:21 PM
Coke? Who, me? Awww hail noz. See, I wuz jus chillin an then this big dude came at me with sumpin white on his finger -- an he stuck that finger in my nose. Yep. Right in my nose.
Posted by: Jessica | July 24, 2007 at 03:16 PM
Herbie? Freaky Friday? mean Girlz?Wut Set wuz I s'ppose to be on..ashk dem theyll tell you im Lindshey
Posted by: Erin | July 24, 2007 at 03:12 PM
i can haz buk deel, comebak roll an playboy feechure win i iz 32?
Posted by: PaintingChef | July 24, 2007 at 03:00 PM
i iz in yr penil sistom...wazting yr tax dollerz
Posted by: Stace | July 24, 2007 at 02:58 PM
Cocaine.....$200
Vodka & red bull....$14
Louis Vuitton lambskin rivets bag....$3300
Mug shot proving you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.....PRICELESS!!!
******
Thanks for the fun :-) I almost died when I saw this news flash.
Posted by: Tracy | July 24, 2007 at 02:57 PM
MMMM how about....
i iz red dee for me clozed up
Posted by: Courtney | July 24, 2007 at 02:52 PM
Mees ibrowz nus mashing thuh hayers colu, yo...I lus mee kitty.
Posted by: Michelle | July 24, 2007 at 02:48 PM
Im a beeg grl now
Posted by: Gail A | July 24, 2007 at 02:47 PM
But Da Cokane Smelz Soooooo Guuuuuuuddd!!
Posted by: Tammy | July 24, 2007 at 02:37 PM
I already have an autographed copy, but this is fun.
Oh hai. iz mys pikture better tahn Paris?
Can i haz my coke back, plz? It iz cost lots of moneez.
What iz that? Dont drop teh soap?
Posted by: Kristabella | July 24, 2007 at 02:25 PM
Gots drugz?
Posted by: Tone | July 24, 2007 at 02:22 PM
Occifer,thaz not my coke, I wuz juss holding it for a friend.
Posted by: Cheri | July 24, 2007 at 02:19 PM
datz not mine. youz found it where?
Posted by: Michele | July 24, 2007 at 02:19 PM
DUI
Because you cant spell DUI without I. Or me. Or something. Pass the vodka, please.
Posted by: CodeNameWench | July 24, 2007 at 02:08 PM