Today's Jen-Point Quiz goes current-events all over your asses.
Above you'll see a photo of Star Simpson. Do you think she's:
A) an ASSHOLE.
B) a DUMBASS.
C) just really misguided because girlfriend needed to get her roots done like yesterday and that's enough to cloud anyone's judgment.
D) an innocent victim whose civil rights were violated, man, because she should totally be allowed to walk into Logan Airport wearing a shirt that looks a like a homemade bomb and also if she wants to hold some Silly Putty while wearing her fake bomb shirt - which is, like, an excellent stress reliever- then more power to her and you're just way too uptight and should stop voting Republican like RIGHT NOW because it's totally turning you into a HIGH ART NAZI and who do we have to sue around here to make sure this kind of shit doesn't impact artistic impression?
Scoring:
Give yourselves a billion points for answers A or B, ten points for answer C, and zero for answer D.
P.S. If you answered D, you should check out Star's other shirt which automatically yells "Fire! Fire!" anytime she walks into a crowed theater.
P.P.S. Is this what happens when parents stop spanking their children?
What I hate most about her is the smug look that hasn't left her face since her whole debacle. I choose A AND C. I'd love to drop kick her too, but that's just me being bitchy.
Posted by: Heather | September 23, 2007 at 07:05 PM
I do believe the correct term for someone like her would be "fucktard." Not a rep or dem issue. Just sheer stupidity I say.
Posted by: fe | September 23, 2007 at 02:25 PM
What is her malfunction exactly? Let's hope she stays on the East Coast.
Posted by: Jenny from Chicago | September 23, 2007 at 12:40 AM
i'm going to go with B. then A. then C.
Posted by: barbie2be | September 22, 2007 at 10:36 PM
Random thoughts on the "artist" from MIT:
* The hair? A glamour "don't"!
* She's from Hawaii...they eat alot of Spam. I think the connection is clear.
* And really? "Star Simpson?" A nom du idiot, perhaps?
* Pretty sure she works part-time at Whole Foods. Heh, heh.
Posted by: kimbly | September 22, 2007 at 07:28 PM
B. And C.
To truly be an asshole you have to have intent to harm - I don't think she did.
Posted by: MissMeliss | September 22, 2007 at 05:36 PM
Jeeze! I didn't study at MIT, but I figure that this sure lowers the 'curve'. This puts me, I believe, way higher on the technological evolutionary scale than MIT alums.
Posted by: WaltiePoo | September 22, 2007 at 05:24 PM
what a fucking idiot.
Posted by: leah | September 22, 2007 at 04:21 PM
She's a DUMBASS and an ASSHOLE.
I don't think C applies. If she truly thinks that what she was doing was artistic expression, then she's both a DUMBASS and an ASSHOLE.
Posted by: Jessica | September 22, 2007 at 11:46 AM
OMG, totally D. I mean, duh.
Juuuust kidding. A, B AND C! On another note, damn hippies are really pissing me off lately. Thought you might relate a tiny bit, or at least appreciate that :)
Posted by: Trace | September 21, 2007 at 09:17 PM
So THAT is the MIT psycho who cried wolf? Jesus, Mary, and Joseph....Dare I say there were multiple straws that broke the camel's proverbial back (see aforementioned psycho's hair). Yikes.
Me thinks this calls for a dismissal from MIT...next we'll see her on the "F" train in NYC (F is for fuck-up by the way), mumbling to herself about "The day Larry King said my name...I knew we would be together at some point, and hearing my name coming from his lips sealed our fate...I WILL be the new Mrs. Larry King....right after, I explode this stick connected to a (takes swig of Ripple), whatever this other thing is I connected it to!"
Yeah, so much for your college career at MIT, dumbass.
Kisses,
Michelle in Cincy :o)
Posted by: Michelle | September 21, 2007 at 08:35 PM
Related to OJ perhaps?
Posted by: Sally | September 21, 2007 at 08:29 PM
I pick dumbass.
Posted by: Jennifer McKenzie | September 21, 2007 at 08:09 PM
Welcome to Massachusetts! Light brites = Bombs MIT Students = think they're smart... Seriously, school hasn't beein in for one month and this girl pulls her stunt, and a group of others throw a bar of sodium in the river just to watch it explode (injuring a river clean-up crew in the process)
Cannot. live. in. college. town. anymore.
Posted by: McGillicuddyMB | September 21, 2007 at 08:01 PM
I don't care who she is or what she's done...as long as she comes over to my house about oh, 7:30pm or so. I have dishes I need help scrubbing, and her hair is just what I've been looking for.
Also, if you would like to read something that would really put the frosting on your Republican cookies, let me know. (um..okay, that didn't work out as well as I thought. What I meant was, if you want to read something that will make your head explode and blood shoot right out of your eyes...am hungry, so thought of cookies first. Never mind. Am leaving now.)
Posted by: Missie | September 21, 2007 at 06:34 PM
a and a little bit of c. bad hair can take a toll on anyone, asshole or not. maybe the hair was the straw that broke the camel's back
Posted by: Erin | September 21, 2007 at 06:13 PM
Oh good, I choose B. I am suddenly feeling better about my 'in between colors' hair :)
Posted by: Kari | September 21, 2007 at 06:04 PM
So really? Anyone or thing that creates yet another major traffic jam at Logan airport is totally off my Christmas list. And the hair thing she has going on? I've seen more attractive shower caps. Puleeze. Is this the sort of person we want as our children's role model? I don't THINK so!
Posted by: Ellen | September 21, 2007 at 05:50 PM
I think any word including "ass" should fit without difficulty.
Posted by: slskenyon | September 21, 2007 at 05:39 PM