Here's today's Jen-Point Quiz, Thanksgiving Edition.
(Hey! Look at that - when you don't DEMAND content, I post more often!)
(Also, I finally got a new wireless card and can stay online for more than five minutes at a time, unlike all of last week.)
Anyway, you are the service professional I've hired to clean my house because my parents are coming for the holiday. And damn it, I may not have given them grandchildren, but I can provide a sparkling home and seven kinds of cheese, especially if I outsource the non-cheese-related tasks.
So, before you attack my hair-covered floors and cobwebby corners, you prefer to change into play clothes. To do so you:
A) Go to the bathroom on the first floor and close the door for privacy.
B) Go to the sun porch and close the door for privacy.
C) Go to the guest bath and close the door for privacy.
D) Go to the master bath and close the door for privacy.
E) After marveling at how many bathrooms two people have in what's really a tiny little house, you go to the bedroom and close the door for privacy.
F) Go to the guest room and close the door for privacy.
G) Drop trou IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRONT HALLWAY, which is the main passageway to all points listed above.
Not sure how to answer?
Here's a hint - choose correctly and Fletch and I will spend the rest of the day giggling awkwardly and referring to you as "Olive Herpantsoff."
