The Botox Diaries - Less Is More

Holy cats... THIS SHIT IS WORKING!

Seriously, do a side-by-side comparison with Thursday, and... wow!  Poison is the new black!

And in completely random, can-you-tell-how-tired-I-am-of-blogging-daily news, I got a new keychain and it is AWESOME.

Do not do a side-by-side comparison of my photo and the keychain, because, really?  My forehead will NEVER be this smooth.

(This post brought to you by those who value quantity over quality.  And yes, I'm totally quitting NaBloPoMo.  I made it eleven days.  That's plenty.  I'll be back when I have something - ANYTHING - of value to say.)

Comments

[Sheri]

Are you wearing OPI color "Lincoln Park After Dark? or is it Lincoln Park after Midnight? May I also recommend "Russian Navy by OPI as well....

[Nanc']

Gawd, I love my Dr. Botox! So far, I've only had the vertical "mad" lines removed from between my eyebrows but I definitely see MORE in my future.

[Sarah]

So is it OPI? Im dying to know.

[Karina in T.O]

So does this mean you can...like, smack yourself in the forehead and feel nada??!! Very interesting results my dear.....and they do say less is more when it comes to the Botox. I've also heard that it can give you a bit of a brow lift effect.....very nice.

[Andrea]

Great blog! Thanks. I recently had lasik surgery and by accident I stumbled upon www.thepatientsadvantage.com. I used them when looking for a lasik surgeon.

What I liked the most was that my profile remained anynomyous until I was ready to decide what to do. I received replies from four surgeons that met all the things I was looking for. I liked having that complete control without the sales pressure that some of these places can be known for.

If you are going to go down the cosmetic surgery road...better to be safe than sorry. Check them out.

[Bethany]

HOLY.SHIT. I never saw botox in action! NICE. I'm impressed!

[Megan]

Ooooh.............. keychain! I want!

OPI's Midnight in Moscow is quite fab, charcoal with burgundy shimmer, and this is coming from a glitter-phobe kind of girl.

[Jenni]

Love the keychain! Coach gets some cute ones...

[Lacey]

I want the key chain SO BAD!

[t]

The botox does work. It almost looks like your forehead was photoshopped, that's a big difference. Don't go overboard though!

[AJMICK]

Is it Midnight in Moscow? It's black with red flecks and very spectacular. Love it! Love OPI! Love Coach!

[Barb]

So....what IS the color of your nail polish? Is it the Lincoln Park one? Wrinkles? What wrinkles???

[Francesca]

Botulinum Toxin Type Toxin type A. Toxin Schmoxin...gotta get me some of that. Wow, you look gorgeous even without the bitter lines.

[chantell]

Girl, you lookin' so good. A while back you posted about the whole tanning thing and how had sad it was to see the remnants of tan lines gone by in winter? Feeling it now dog, feeling it now. As a friend told me years ago, "better to have tan fat than just fat" So true my friend, so true. I've had three children, but the idea of the needle in ones forehead makes me wet myself. I think i'm just going to give up and eat myself into a Jazzy scooter and nightdress. Yummy!!!!

[Kelsey]

Ahhh, Coach keychain!! People don't understand why I spend $30 on a keychain, but it's SO worth it.

[Carrie]

Yeah, you have to write something everyday. I don't care what it's about. You are always hilarious! Anything new with the animals?

[Michelle]

The bitches in my bookclub wear "Lincoln Park After Dark"! The blue sounds familiar too...anyway, Jen your skin looks amazing!

Trace - Try saying "Damn, Gina" like this..."Damb Gida" - now you get the full affect of how Mar-in/the litle snotty nose kid who was always at her door, said it :o)

[bri]

Please keep blogging daily. Even if you don't think you have anything interesting to say, it is better than my good for nothing job and I need the pick me up. It's either your blog or crack...you pick.

[Susan]

I can really really see a difference...glad to know something really can be done about wrinkles!
I love the polish too...2 other great colors I am loving right now- OPI Light my Saphire (2 coats and it is practicaly black with just a hint of blue/purple) and Suzi says Da! (dark burgandy/maroon/brownish color)

[Shannon]

pretty pretty pretty!

[Ms. Amy]

Holy shit, that keychain is the best thing I've seen in a long time. I hope you consider copycatting a compliment.... 'cause I'll be heading to my local Coach store to pick one up today.

[Rebecca]

Love the polish! And the keychain too!
Polish looks more like my OPI "Black Onyx". I must admit, I would do some major bragging if I'm sporting the same color as you.

[Jenn]

Love the Coach keychain!

And I have to ditto the rec for OPI Russian Navy - I nearly crashed my car admiring my pretty nails the other day.

Thank goodness I wore closed toe shoes....cause I admire my piddies all night with that polish on!

[Trace]

Damn, Gina! Not gonna lie, I fully intend to get the 'tox at my first sign of wrinkles.

Also - ditto the polish! (Love Lincoln Park After Dark) You might like OPI Russian Navy if you like the dark stuff - I'm wearing it now and it it AWESOME. Polished but really dark and pretty and kinda sparkly but not in a poptart kinda way.

[tia]

love your nail polish.

reminds me of my OPI fave "Lincoln Park After Dark"...is it?

yay for botox!

love keychain too. pirates are the new black?

[Shelli]

You look FABULOUS!

[andrealynn MSU]

Wow! That's crazy good! No stopping you now :) Also... love the keychain!

[elena]

You can't quit now. I was almost dead-- from all the laughing, of course.

[tattooed mama]

it is really working! came across your blog and i love it!

[Jenn]

My twin daughter gets botox injections in her arms for her cerebral palsey and it does take the full 10 days before you see the full effect...good luck...lookin' good :)