UPDATE: IT'S MONDAY AFTERNOON SOMEWHERE, SO THE ENTRIES ARE CLOSED.
WINNER ANNOUNCED LATER, ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO PICK HER/HIM.
No need to remind me I promised to post this contest yesterday - I'm already aware.
The thing is,I've upped both the frequency and duration of my personal training sessions and that means I've been having my ass handed to me much more frequently and with longer duration. So, after my session last night I was busy trying not to DIE because a certain trainer got my heart rate up to 180 BPM - which I'm pretty sure is Exploding Ventricle Territory - and I kind of wasn't thinking about contests, unless it was a contest about who was in the most pain and then I'd totally be the winner, so the point would have been moot.
ANYWAY, here's what you're competing for - a new copy of Unpredictable by Eileen Cook.
No, it's not signed by the author because I bought a bunch of copies and I didn't get Eileen to autograph this particular one because I pre-ordered it and left it at home and... well, what matters is this is a free copy of not only a very funny book but also a soon-to-be-major motion picture about a girl named Sophie for whom calamity ensues when she poses as a psychic to get her guy back.
TO ENTER: Come up with a one-word description of yourself, e.g. how Sophie is UNPREDICTABLE or, say, how I am SORE, and put it in the comments section. That's it. Easy-peasy. I'll leave comments open until Monday afternoon and then I'll do a random drawing of all the one-word entries.
(Seriously, only write down one word because I am LAZY and don't want to spend all weekend poring over entries. And I don't care if more than one of you writes down the same answer.)
(Also, next week I'm going to have a contest for a signed advanced copy of Such a Pretty Fat but you'll most likely have to work harder for that one by doing something along the lines of recounting your best/worst weight loss story. Haven't worked out all the details yet because I thought of it while Barbie was making me run on the treadmill and I was trying not to be EXPLODE-Y.)
(Yes, you can enter both contests because I am FAIR.)
(Last night I had yet another idea for a contest. It involves winning an evening of Fletch coming to your house where he would spend the entire time editorializing - loudly - while you're trying to pay attention to American Idol and Survivor. Which would not at all leave you ANNOYED.)
And now, try to be LUCKY.


















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(by proxy)
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