UPDATE: IT'S MONDAY AFTERNOON SOMEWHERE, SO THE ENTRIES ARE CLOSED.
WINNER ANNOUNCED LATER, ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO PICK HER/HIM.
No need to remind me I promised to post this contest yesterday - I'm already aware.
The thing is,I've upped both the frequency and duration of my personal training sessions and that means I've been having my ass handed to me much more frequently and with longer duration. So, after my session last night I was busy trying not to DIE because a certain trainer got my heart rate up to 180 BPM - which I'm pretty sure is Exploding Ventricle Territory - and I kind of wasn't thinking about contests, unless it was a contest about who was in the most pain and then I'd totally be the winner, so the point would have been moot.
ANYWAY, here's what you're competing for - a new copy of Unpredictable by Eileen Cook.
No, it's not signed by the author because I bought a bunch of copies and I didn't get Eileen to autograph this particular one because I pre-ordered it and left it at home and... well, what matters is this is a free copy of not only a very funny book but also a soon-to-be-major motion picture about a girl named Sophie for whom calamity ensues when she poses as a psychic to get her guy back.
TO ENTER: Come up with a one-word description of yourself, e.g. how Sophie is UNPREDICTABLE or, say, how I am SORE, and put it in the comments section. That's it. Easy-peasy. I'll leave comments open until Monday afternoon and then I'll do a random drawing of all the one-word entries.
(Seriously, only write down one word because I am LAZY and don't want to spend all weekend poring over entries. And I don't care if more than one of you writes down the same answer.)
(Also, next week I'm going to have a contest for a signed advanced copy of Such a Pretty Fat but you'll most likely have to work harder for that one by doing something along the lines of recounting your best/worst weight loss story. Haven't worked out all the details yet because I thought of it while Barbie was making me run on the treadmill and I was trying not to be EXPLODE-Y.)
(Yes, you can enter both contests because I am FAIR.)
(Last night I had yet another idea for a contest. It involves winning an evening of Fletch coming to your house where he would spend the entire time editorializing - loudly - while you're trying to pay attention to American Idol and Survivor. Which would not at all leave you ANNOYED.)
And now, try to be LUCKY.
















drunk
Posted by: Lee | March 03, 2008 at 08:00 AM
FABALICIOUS!
Posted by: Melanie | March 03, 2008 at 07:56 AM
FLandW
(fuckinglovelyandwonderful)
Posted by: Jill | March 03, 2008 at 07:53 AM
EXHAUSTED
Posted by: Melanie | March 03, 2008 at 07:51 AM
Loquacious!
Posted by: Gena | March 03, 2008 at 07:50 AM
Punctilious
Posted by: Nicole | March 03, 2008 at 07:36 AM
Gassy!
Posted by: Robin Leckie | March 03, 2008 at 07:25 AM
Cantankerous.
Posted by: Tracie | March 03, 2008 at 07:19 AM
Aisha is disenchanted.
Posted by: Aisha Gamam | March 03, 2008 at 07:16 AM
Exasperated
Posted by: Lori | March 03, 2008 at 06:23 AM
undecided
Posted by: C~tina | March 03, 2008 at 04:12 AM
Spirited
Posted by: Maude07 | March 03, 2008 at 01:41 AM
Evolving
Posted by: Lindy | March 03, 2008 at 01:34 AM
DRIVEN.
Posted by: Melissa | March 03, 2008 at 12:46 AM
Congested
Posted by: Jenny | March 03, 2008 at 12:41 AM
Sassy
Posted by: Meredith | March 03, 2008 at 12:33 AM
Sassy
Posted by: Meredith | March 03, 2008 at 12:32 AM
Fanfuckintastic
Posted by: Shawna O'Neill | March 03, 2008 at 12:00 AM
self-righteous
Posted by: Rachel | March 02, 2008 at 11:01 PM
lost
Posted by: Erin | March 02, 2008 at 10:57 PM
Knackered
Posted by: judy | March 02, 2008 at 10:36 PM
solowhelming
Posted by: Laura | March 02, 2008 at 10:34 PM
STRESSED
Posted by: Cassie | March 02, 2008 at 10:34 PM
hungover.
Posted by: courtney | March 02, 2008 at 09:40 PM
misanthropic
Posted by: melissa | March 02, 2008 at 09:30 PM
Bubbly
Posted by: Celeste | March 02, 2008 at 09:15 PM
Cranky Mom
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FROLICKY
Posted by: Karen | March 02, 2008 at 09:01 PM
justified
Posted by: gillian | March 02, 2008 at 08:33 PM
ready.
Posted by: nellie | March 02, 2008 at 08:18 PM
Hopeful
Posted by: rebecca | March 02, 2008 at 08:08 PM
Laughing
Posted by: Sarah | March 02, 2008 at 07:47 PM
Functioning
Posted by: TRACI | March 02, 2008 at 07:34 PM
STURDY
Posted by: Melissa | March 02, 2008 at 07:32 PM
scrumtrulescent
Posted by: burntoutmom | March 02, 2008 at 07:26 PM
scrumtrulescent
Posted by: burntoutmom | March 02, 2008 at 07:25 PM
Flexative
Posted by: Soukalynn | March 02, 2008 at 07:09 PM
funkified
Posted by: T | March 02, 2008 at 06:48 PM
Refreshed!
Posted by: Ally | March 02, 2008 at 06:20 PM
Jello-y
Posted by: Shelley Boardman | March 02, 2008 at 06:12 PM
Unrepentant - damn straight!
Posted by: Amy D | March 02, 2008 at 05:47 PM
Badger
Posted by: Mary | March 02, 2008 at 05:40 PM
Fuckette
Posted by: Jenna | March 02, 2008 at 05:22 PM
Scorpio
Posted by: melanie | March 02, 2008 at 05:17 PM
Gassy.
Posted by: Little Miss Detroit | March 02, 2008 at 05:17 PM
skinnyish.
Posted by: Stacy | March 02, 2008 at 04:46 PM
Idiot...kept posting wrong URL. This one is finally right. Doesn't make you want to read it, does it??!!!
Posted by: Liza | March 02, 2008 at 04:41 PM
Oops!
Posted by: Liza | March 02, 2008 at 04:35 PM
Mexi-tastic
Posted by: Liza | March 02, 2008 at 04:33 PM
Medicated.
Posted by: Medicated | March 02, 2008 at 04:13 PM