Road Warrior

Thanks to everyone who came out last night! For those of you who were there, I feel like I should explain the hair and make up. Since it was a special occassion,I wanted to look pretty so I had "professionals" help.

Did you notice the extra quotation marks above? (Just making sure ironic punctuation comes across on a BlackBerry.)

Anyway, I asked for a loose, casual, messy up-do. They heard, "Please turn my hair into a giant, inpenatrable hair bullet."

As for the makeup, I asked for something light and polished. They heard, "I would like to look like a Russian figure skater."

I said I liked pink shadow. They heard, "I would like seven shades of sparkly lavender eye shadow. And boob glitter. Lots and lots of boob glitter."

For those coming to the reading tonight, I promise I won't look like a Russian mobster's girlfriend.

(I hope.)

P.S. A full tour schedule is posted in my appearances link. See you soon?)