Setting: My bathroom, post shower, yesterday.
Me: (to myself) Hey... I wonder if I could make these stupid hair extensions curly? That would look even more'80s than if I used hot rollers. I'm totally going to try.
(ten minutes and half a bottle of scrunch spray later...)
Me: I did it! I achieved perfect '80s hair! It's huge! It's just the right combination of big and curly and wavy! My hair looks just like Tawny Kitaen's!
(runs downstairs)
Me: Fletch! Fletch! Check out my hair! What do you think?
Fletch: Wow, you look just like... (long, thoughtful pause) David Coverdale.
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And if you come to one of my upcoming events, you can see it, too.
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See you on the road!
Apparently my '80s included these sunglasses. Shameful.
