Just emailed my friend the following note:
Hey, are you up for coming over here tonight for Top Chef? Am thinking you need to see these kittens so you can properly describe them to the police/animal control/a priest after they eat us.
If you don't follow me on Twitter, you've not yet heard tales of Chuck Norris, nor are you aware that the average size for kittens this age is three to six pounds.
Chuck's already passed the ten pound mark.
I fear for us.
Photos to follow tomorrow.
