twilight
a poem by ms. jennifer a. lancaster
some days
i cannot wrap
my mind
around the shame
that is my life
P.S. Also in my cart on this particular Target run? Dry cat food, wet cat food, cat treats, cat litter, cat toys, a pair of plus-size jeans, twelve cans of green beans, and six soups-for-one.
P.P.S. I assured the cashier I was married. (Pretty sure she didn't believe me.)
P.P.P.S. And if you think I didn't immediately RUSH home and order the coordinating Jacob, Bella, and Alice action figures, you would be wrong.
P.P.P.P.S. Please don't ask me if I bought Twilight Barbie, either.
P.P.P.P.P.S. SHAME.
