Did I bump directly into one Miss Oprah Winfrey tonight at Shaw's Crab House?
Yes, I did.
Was the waiting area so packed that we ended up face to face, about six inches away from each other for a good ten seconds?
Yes, we were.
Was my first thought, "Hey, I wonder if she recognizes me?"
Yes, it was.
Am I ashamed at my incredibly narcissistic thought process?
Yes... but not as much as you'd think.
