Tomorrow I'll be posting an exciting announcement, one that's:
A) been years in the making
and
B) could win you an early autographed copy of My Fair Lazy.
(Some of you have emailed me to speculate on if I might be pregnant. So let me just ask this - is it raining toads where you live? Have the rivers turned to blood? Are you suddenly infested with boils and covered in flies? Then no, I'm not expecting.)
Anyway, I can't just demand you watch this space and give you nothing in return, so here's a photo of some of the famous people who attended my '80s party this weekend.
"That's right, Thomas Magnum... I am dangerous."
So, please sit tight until tomorrow.
Now I'm off to explain to Fletch why he can't work the flight jacket and cowboy boots into his everyday rotation.














