Dear Self,
The reason that news story made no sense to you is because Haeley Vaughn and Haley Barbour are two entirely different people.
One is the cute little girl who got kicked off of American Idol during the semi-final round and one is the Governor of Mississippi. That explains why you were so surprised when you heard about the young singer - previously only seen hot-gluing silk flowers to headbands - questioning the constitutionality of the heath care bill.
Perhaps you should invest in one of those "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts, only you'll need to find one with the arrow pointing up.
Best,
Jen
P.S. This is why I don't let you talk about politics on your website.
P.P.S. You realize Haley Barbour isn't even a chick, yes?
