... in an hour for the airport. I'm headed to New York.
If so inclined, set your DVRs for the 10:00 hour of Today tomorrow where I'll be appearing as a reality television show expert with Kathie Lee and Hoda. Please keep in mind that my being on is contingent on weather, breaking news, rolling blackouts, etc.
But if all the pieces come together, I'll be there. Wearing Lacoste. (And not drinking wine.)
For the record, if my witty banter and expansive knowledge of All Things Real Housewives doesn't land me a spot on one of those damn VH1 specials, then I give up.
(And if I come back with bedbugs, all bets are off.)
