Hey, you know what was a GREAT idea?
Deciding to move a month before I have to turn in a new book!
Ha, ha, no stress here!
So, until I get through this...
And this...
And this...
I will leave you with this....
(my Trib column that I completely forgot to post earlier this month)
and this....
(deets on how to win lunch with my best friend Stacey and me)
and this...
"Fuck you, Labradoodle."
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find an IV drip full of Xanax...














