Patsy: Hi, I’m bored.
Eddy: Hi, I’m bored, too. If you think you adopted us together so we’d entertain one another, you were wrong.
Patsy: Hi, so very wrong.
Patsy: Hi, what are you doing on the computer?
Patsy: Hi, did you not hear me? I asked what you're doing.
Patsy: Hi, I just barfed.
Eddy: Hi, shall I knock over this lamp?
Patsy: Hi, I love you so much I need to sit on your chest right now. No, I totally don’t mind that you’re typing. Surely you’re looking to take a break.
Patsy: Hi, why did that make you mad?
Eddy: Hi, what is that, a cappuccino? Lemme stick my foot in it to make sure it’s not too hot.
Eddy: Hi, AUGH! Is hot coffee foam! Must shake off immediately!
Patsy: Hi, I should probably bite you in the face right now.
Eddy: Hi, about that lamp? I’m knocking it over, yes?
Patsy: Hi, hey, another hairball. I’ll just deposit this on your stack of files so I don’t have to get up.
Eddy: Hi, that lamp’s not going to tip itself.
Patsy: Hi, when I sneeze in your eye, it means I love you.
Eddy: Hi, turns out I love licking wool, too. Gave your favorite J. Jill sweater some much-needed ventilation holes. You're welcome.
Patsy: Hi, are you still trying to do that whole book thing? You should do an app instead. People love apps.
Eddy: Hi, would it be easier without the lamp? I feel like everything would be easier for you without this lamp.
Patsy: Hi, I’m aware of how important good grooming is to you, so I’ll just clean myself on your keyboard. No, really, it's my pleasure.
Patsy: Hi, I need to be somewhere across the room immediately for no good reason. No, I don’t mind if you have to pick up everything I left in my wake. Looks like you could stand some bending, amirite?
Eddy: Hi, I almost got the lamp over. It's just a matter of technique now.
Patsy: Hi, it took me a while, but I found where you stashed the catnip. I shall cover myself in it forthwith and then get in your face in earnest.
Eddy: Hi, the good news is I took care of that lamp thing.
Patsy and Eddy: Hi, WHY’D YOU JUST SHUT THE DOOR ON US?